A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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mentalfictions:

Put a letter in my ask.
A - If I’m in love.
B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

mentalfictions:

Put a letter in my ask.

A - If I’m in love.

B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - How old I am.

K- What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

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Ask me shtuff. or pick a number. I’m just bored.

Ask me shtuff. or pick a number. I’m just bored.

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Reblog if you want an Anon’s honest opinion of you.

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aimez-vous:

Today, I met a very special girl. I was at the mall with my brother shopping and while we were at the food court, we saw this little girl. Her name is Hana. She is THE ONLY person in California who is diagnosed with Progeria. Just last night we found out about her, and watched her videos all over tumblr & youtube. We approached her at the mall today, and I started talking to her. She was very tiny, and very soft spoken,  She was telling my brother and I how she met Selena Gomez and how she made the little bracelet for her. She even gave my mom a kiss on the cheeks. AND YES SHES ALIVE. People started a nasty rumor last night that she has passed away, obviously it is NOT true since we met her 2 hours ago. And ITS spreading. She was with her teacher, and we exchanged emails. She personally asked my brother & I to spread it all over that she is alive and well, so here I am trying helping out.  I will post the email her teacher sent me soon. 
If you could please reblog and help Hana out, and spread the word that she is alive & well, please reblog this regardless that it wont match your tumblr theme. Lets help her out, and encourage her to stay strong.

aimez-vous:

Today, I met a very special girl. I was at the mall with my brother shopping and while we were at the food court, we saw this little girl. Her name is Hana. She is THE ONLY person in California who is diagnosed with Progeria. Just last night we found out about her, and watched her videos all over tumblr & youtube. We approached her at the mall today, and I started talking to her. She was very tiny, and very soft spoken, She was telling my brother and I how she met Selena Gomez and how she made the little bracelet for her. She even gave my mom a kiss on the cheeks. AND YES SHES ALIVE. People started a nasty rumor last night that she has passed away, obviously it is NOT true since we met her 2 hours ago. And ITS spreading. She was with her teacher, and we exchanged emails. She personally asked my brother & I to spread it all over that she is alive and well, so here I am trying helping out. I will post the email her teacher sent me soon.

If you could please reblog and help Hana out, and spread the word that she is alive & well, please reblog this regardless that it wont match your tumblr theme. Lets help her out, and encourage her to stay strong.

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mister-comedy:

You weren’t going to do your homework anyway. Have a laugh here!
Sheldon should be in every gif on Tumblr.

mister-comedy:

You weren’t going to do your homework anyway. Have a laugh here!

Sheldon should be in every gif on Tumblr.

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on the subject of gentlemen…

Dear Ladies,

This is directed to you. Now, before I start just know that is just speaking to those who do this, not the ladies who do not.

1.) If you are a lady and you constantly post/blog/talk about how you love a gentleman, want a gentleman, and wish that your man were a gentleman. Stop. and by stop I mean stop being with un-gentlemen, Just don’t settle for less. Here is a tip, next time when you are on a date, instead of walking up to the door, and opening said door if your date does not… simple wait. Wait for that sorry sap to come open the door. Instead of paying for that meal, turn to him when the check arrives or when the waiter asks, “separate or together?” look to him, and if he says separate, well.. we clearly see where that road is going. Now, let me be clear, this is not to be taken as code for, “oh that means I can act like a pompous brat and make him do everything I bid” it means, if you want a gentleman, demand a gentleman, don’t settle for a man that picks his nose, says ‘sup’ when he greets you, or most of all: does not treat you like the lady you are.

2.) okay, so now that we have that out of the way: dumb that sorry sucker in the other room playing Call of Duty on ‘Date night’.

Sincerely,

A gentleman.

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first…

loves never truly end. 

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