on the subject of gentlemen…
Dear Ladies,
This is directed to you. Now, before I start just know that is just speaking to those who do this, not the ladies who do not.
1.) If you are a lady and you constantly post/blog/talk about how you love a gentleman, want a gentleman, and wish that your man were a gentleman. Stop. and by stop I mean stop being with un-gentlemen, Just don’t settle for less. Here is a tip, next time when you are on a date, instead of walking up to the door, and opening said door if your date does not… simple wait. Wait for that sorry sap to come open the door. Instead of paying for that meal, turn to him when the check arrives or when the waiter asks, “separate or together?” look to him, and if he says separate, well.. we clearly see where that road is going. Now, let me be clear, this is not to be taken as code for, “oh that means I can act like a pompous brat and make him do everything I bid” it means, if you want a gentleman, demand a gentleman, don’t settle for a man that picks his nose, says ‘sup’ when he greets you, or most of all: does not treat you like the lady you are.
2.) okay, so now that we have that out of the way: dumb that sorry sucker in the other room playing Call of Duty on ‘Date night’.
Sincerely,
A gentleman.